The answer to that joke is He was mist (He was missed).
If you believe in ghosts, you're not alone: A Gallup poll found that 37 percent of Americans believe in haunted houses, and about one-third believe in ghosts. Tens of thousands of people around the world actively search for ghosts as a hobby with 2,000 active amateur ghost-hunting groups in America. Read more at Live Science.
According to MiamiHerald.com, a southwest Florida couple says a "harmless" ghost is included in the sale of their historic home. Sellers tell the Sarasota Herald-Tribune that they were alerted to the supernatural presence when they bought the Punt@ Gorda home in 2001. Find out more here.
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What happened when the ghost disappeared in a fog? #ghost #fog #joke
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Teeth is to hen as nest is to what? explain why #hen #nest #teeth #mare
Answer: Teeth is to hen as nest is to MARE.
According to sources, the expression "as scarce as hen’s teeth" is a colorful idiom meaning “nonexistent” because hens do not have teeth. The original meaning of "mare's nest" is something illusory; a hoax or fraud.
The expression “to find a mare’s nest” means to come upon something fraudulent or deceptive, like a hoax. You expected something real, but you found a mare’s nest.
Check out a list of idioms and idiomatic expressions at UsingEnglish.com.
Of interest, idioms, aka proverbs, have long infiltrated and colored our language, often confusing children and foreigners alike. But what of them? Many, still lodged in the agricultural age, are outdated and in need of some modernization.
Check out a few popular phrases or idioms that belong to a different era at
The Huffington Post.
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How does dr.shortnap prescribe sleeping pills? #sleepingpills
Q: How Does Dr. Shortnap Prescribe Sleeping Pills?
A: In small dozes (doses)! Haha!
Laugh at these Doctors Jokes from Reader's Digest:
The One About The Fishermen and The Angel
A Poor Ex-Spleen Nation
Overheard at Our Hospital
Poor word choice, Doc
Smooth Operator
A Second Opinion
The Cruelest Cut
What Doesn’t Kill Ya…
Unusual Changes
Cool Doctor
Speaking of jokes, the queen of tasteless jokes Joan Rivers has outdone herself, comparing accommodations in her daughter's guest room to those the Cleveland women kidnapped by Ariel Castro experienced when they were held captive for 10 years. Read more at The Huffington Post.
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what did the boy measuring stick say when he saw the girl measuring stick? #joke
The most common punchlines to this joke are: "pleased to metre you", "nice to meter you" and "there’s trouble a foot".
In 2002, the world’s funniest joke was discovered by Richard Wiseman in collaboration with The British Science Association. They made a year-long online search for the world's funniest joke. There we're 40,000 entries, submitted by people from more than 70 countries. But the entry submitted by a psychiatrist in Manchester, England, prevailed, with 65 per cent. Here it is:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
According to Wiseman, this joke won because "This one had real universal appeal." It appeals to people in many countries, to men and women, and young and old alike.
From TIME, Joe Biden helped kick off Seth Meyers’ tenure as host of NBC’s "Late Night" with a joke about the 2016 presidential race. Find out more here.
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I have a riddle for you "whats the difference between a cheap hamburger and a pulled tooth"
Question: What is the difference between a cheap hamburger and a pulled tooth?
Answer: One is too thin (get it..."tooth in") and the other is tooth out.
Try these:
What happens when a black sheep crosses your path?
What do TV reporters wear under their pants?
What do you call a person who organizes car pools into the city?
What's the difference between a king's son, a monkey's mother, a bald head and an orphan?
What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
What do you get if you cross a softball pitcher with a parrot and a clock?
What kind of injury did Humpty Dumpty suffer when he fell off the wall?
Find the answers here.
Of interest, a new video posted on the Internet recently shows scientific filmmaker Derek Muller asking a series of individuals if they can solve a simple math riddle — and, while the pattern is simple, multiple people struggle to produce the correct answer. Check out more at The Blaze.
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Whats the answer to the joke : when silo gump graduated from college with a degree in flower growing. He was voted....
Q: When Silo Gump graduated from college with a degree in flower growing, he was voted?
A: "The student was most likely to ‘sack seed’." Get it, “succeed”.
A new book about humor describes a scientific experiment searching for the joke that is truly the funniest. One million people rated jokes. CNET blogger Chris Matyszczyk wonders if the winner will make you laugh.
Here is the winning joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Humor tips! Learn How to Be Funny Without Telling Jokes at OMTimes.com.
Just in! Following last year’s gag about Miley Cyrus enjoying “twerky” in her Christmas dinner, the TV channel Gold has once again asked the British public for its best new Christmas cr@cker jokes – and this year’s winning entry riffs on Jason Orange’s departure from Take That.
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What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? #baby #buzzard #nest
Question: What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest?
Answer: "Look at the orange mama laid!" (Referring to "orange marmalade")
Try some of these math riddles:
You have 7 tennis b@lls that are all identical but one of them is slightly lighter than the others. Using a balance scale and only two separate weightings, how can you find the light tennis ball?
Two boys, Trevor and Tyler, are running a 100 meter race. The first time they race Trevor beats Tyler by 5 meters. To make things fair, the next time they race Trevor stands 5 meters behind the starting line. Who wins the second race (assuming they run the same speed as the first race)?
There are five hen and rooster pairs. Each pair has one baby every month. How many chickens will there be in one year?
There are 100 passengers boarding a 100 passenger airplane. When passenger 1 gets onto the plane, he is disoriented, so he randomly picks a seat. Each of the remaining passengers (2, 3, 4, etc.) get onto the plane and take their seat if it is available or picks one of the remaining seats at random if it is not. What is the chance that the last passenger (passenger 100) will get his seat?
You can view the answers at Good Riddles Now.
The single most important thing to remember when attempting to solve hard riddles is that they are meant to trick you. Learn to answer hard and tricky riddles at Howtodothings.com.
Of interest, according to a new report published by the Boston-based research group Pioneer Institute, the Common Core math standards will not prepare U.S. students for advanced math classes that, consequently, will see lower enrollments. This situation, the report’s authors say, will ultimately lead to a dumbing down of college STEM curricula. Read more here.
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Teeth is to hen as nest is to what? explain why #hen #nest #teeth #mare
Answer: Teeth is to hen as nest is to MARE.
According to sources, the expression "as scarce as hen’s teeth" is a colorful idiom meaning “nonexistent” because hens do not have teeth. The original meaning of "mare's nest" is something illusory; a hoax or fraud.
The expression “to find a mare’s nest” means to come upon something fraudulent or deceptive, like a hoax. You expected something real, but you found a mare’s nest.
Check out a list of idioms and idiomatic expressions at UsingEnglish.com.
Of interest, idioms, aka proverbs, have long infiltrated and colored our language, often confusing children and foreigners alike. But what of them? Many, still lodged in the agricultural age, are outdated and in need of some modernization.
Check out a few popular phrases or idioms that belong to a different era at
The Huffington Post.
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Whats the answer to the riddle: what gets longer the more you cut it? #ditch #riddle #joke
A ditch.
This riddle appeared in the WALLY test, born from the World Association of Learning, Laughter, and Youth.
A WALLY test is a set of quick-fire questions. They may look easy, but be warned, they are designed to trick you.
Try to solve the WALLY riddles below:
What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
What was the first name of King George VI of England?
What do you call a fly without wings?
How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?
How many seconds are there in a year?
A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?
What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs to kill 15 rats?
In Minnesota, which side of the chickens have more feathers?
So, how did you fair? Find the answers and rate your score here.
So you think you are clever, right? Then here is your chance to pit your brain against some of the world's hardest logic puzzles ever created, featured at Gizmodo.com
Tips! Learn how to answer hard and tricky riddles at Howtodothings.com
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What is the answer to the math worksheet joke: what do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
Q: What do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
A: A number! (Get it? Numb-er!)
For free Math Worksheets, you can generate printable sheets for a multitude of topics here.
Treat yourself with these "20 Spectacularly Nerdy Math Jokes" featured at Buzzfeed.com.
In math news, discover how a writer used math to find love online at The Washington Post.
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Teeth is to hen as nest is to what? explain why #hen #nest #teeth #mare
Answer: Teeth is to hen as nest is to MARE.
According to sources, the expression "as scarce as hen’s teeth" is a colorful idiom meaning “nonexistent” because hens do not have teeth. The original meaning of "mare's nest" is something illusory; a hoax or fraud.
The expression “to find a mare’s nest” means to come upon something fraudulent or deceptive, like a hoax. You expected something real, but you found a mare’s nest.
Check out a list of idioms and idiomatic expressions at UsingEnglish.com.
Of interest, idioms, aka proverbs, have long infiltrated and colored our language, often confusing children and foreigners alike. But what of them? Many, still lodged in the agricultural age, are outdated and in need of some modernization.
Check out a few popular phrases or idioms that belong to a different era at
The Huffington Post.
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How might a pcychiaytist describe a paper plate #psychiatrist #punchline
Q: How might a psychiatrist describe a paper plate?
A: It's dishfunctional (haha!!) (play on "dysfunctional")
Here's some psychologist and psychiatrist jokes from Workjoke.com:
A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.
What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
In joke buzz, comedienne Joan Rivers joked about seven-month-old Nori - Kim Kardashian's daughter with rapper fiancé Kanye West as part of her latest stand-up comedy routine. Read more at the Daily Mail.
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What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? #baby #buzzard #nest
Question: What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest?
Answer: "Look at the orange mama laid!" (Referring to "orange marmalade")
Try some of these math riddles:
You have 7 tennis b@lls that are all identical but one of them is slightly lighter than the others. Using a balance scale and only two separate weightings, how can you find the light tennis ball?
Two boys, Trevor and Tyler, are running a 100 meter race. The first time they race Trevor beats Tyler by 5 meters. To make things fair, the next time they race Trevor stands 5 meters behind the starting line. Who wins the second race (assuming they run the same speed as the first race)?
There are five hen and rooster pairs. Each pair has one baby every month. How many chickens will there be in one year?
There are 100 passengers boarding a 100 passenger airplane. When passenger 1 gets onto the plane, he is disoriented, so he randomly picks a seat. Each of the remaining passengers (2, 3, 4, etc.) get onto the plane and take their seat if it is available or picks one of the remaining seats at random if it is not. What is the chance that the last passenger (passenger 100) will get his seat?
You can view the answers at Good Riddles Now.
The single most important thing to remember when attempting to solve hard riddles is that they are meant to trick you. Learn to answer hard and tricky riddles at Howtodothings.com.
Of interest, according to a new report published by the Boston-based research group Pioneer Institute, the Common Core math standards will not prepare U.S. students for advanced math classes that, consequently, will see lower enrollments. This situation, the report’s authors say, will ultimately lead to a dumbing down of college STEM curricula. Read more here.
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Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cow
Q: Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cows?
A: She liked seeing the meat loaf!
Joke4Us.com has more cow jokes to entertain you:
Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a cow you can't see? A: Camooflauged.
Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and Quackers!
Q: Where do you find the most cows? A: Moo-York.
In the news, as part of its plan to reduce U.S. greenhouse gas emissions, the Obama administration is targeting to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda. Read more at Daily Caller.
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When is a wrestler king of the ring joke answer
Q: When is a wrestler king of the ring?
A: When he sits on the thrown (throne). Hahahahaha!
Find more humor with jokes about wrestling at:
MENSXP.com - Jokes about wrestling.
Jokes4Us.com - WWE jokes.
Sports Joke Cafe - Funny wrestling jokes.
In joke news, the CBS hit sitcom 2 Broke Girls is catching media attention after at least 100 complaints were made to the FCC about the raunchy jokes told by its characters. Some viewers say the show is too racy for prime time.
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Answer this question/riddle.... Where do aliens leave their ships. #parkingmeter #spacecraft #riddle
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors! (meters). Here are some of our favorites: 1) What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A watchdog! 2) What is smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee! 3) What is the richest fish? A goldfish. 4) What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! 5) What's a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton! 6) Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! Don't forget laughter is the best medicine!
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Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.
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what did the boy measuring stick say when he saw the girl measuring stick? #joke
The most common punchlines to this joke are: "pleased to metre you", "nice to meter you" and "there’s trouble a foot".
In 2002, the world’s funniest joke was discovered by Richard Wiseman in collaboration with The British Science Association. They made a year-long online search for the world's funniest joke. There we're 40,000 entries, submitted by people from more than 70 countries. But the entry submitted by a psychiatrist in Manchester, England, prevailed, with 65 per cent. Here it is:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
According to Wiseman, this joke won because "This one had real universal appeal." It appeals to people in many countries, to men and women, and young and old alike.
From TIME, Joe Biden helped kick off Seth Meyers’ tenure as host of NBC’s "Late Night" with a joke about the 2016 presidential race. Find out more here.
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Willingness to take turns is one way we can express our attitudes in A) written language. B) nonverbal communication. C) spoken language. D) body language.
The answer is B. It's a form of non-verbal communication . It doesn't have to be written or spoken. Visit @InstantAnswers on Twitter.
Nonverbal communication has been defined as communication without words. It includes apparent behaviors such as facial expressions, eyes, touching, and tone of voice, as well as less obvious messages such as dress, posture and spatial distance between two or more people.
Commonly, nonverbal communication is learned shortly after birth and practiced and refined throughout a person’s lifetime. Children first learn nonverbal expressions by watching and imitating, much as they learn verbal skills.
Young children know far more than they can verbalize and are generally more adept at reading nonverbal cues than adults are because of their limited verbal skills and their recent reliance on the nonverbal to communicate. As children develop verbal skills, nonverbal channels of communication do not cease to exist although become entwined in the total communication process.
Humans use nonverbal communication because:
Words have limitations
Nonverbal signal are powerful
Nonverbal message are likely to be more genuine
Nonverbal signals can express feelings inappropriate to state
A separate communication channel is necessary to help send complex messages
For further reading, see Hrepic.com - INTRODUCTION IN NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION.
Study tips! Know 12 Ways To Ace Your Finals at Huffington Post.
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Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.
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