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What is a good sentence for hangman #daley #scaffold #northend #hangman #jail

Good sentences for the game hangman: I've got a food feeling about this. A leopard cannot change his spots. You took the words right out of my mouth. Stop building castles in the sky. A picture is...

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What was the doctor monkey joke from friends? #preacher #wait #priest #friends

The full joke about the doctor/monkey is never revealed on the Friends episode entitled The One With The Joke (season 6, episode 12). The only clues we have about the joke that Ross had published in...

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What do you call it whem a bull eats a bomb #bomb #bull

Q: What do you call it when a bull eats a bomb? A: Abominable! (a-bomb-in-a-bull) haha!! Here's another bull joke to amuse you: New Bull : Jokes via kwout Every April Fools Day we are presented with...

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Willingness to take turns is one way we can express our attitudes in A)...

The answer is B. It's a form of non-verbal communication . It doesn't have to be written or spoken. Visit @InstantAnswers on Twitter. Nonverbal communication has been defined as communication without...

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What were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortunteller escaped from...

The answer to "What were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortune teller escaped from jail is: "Small Medium at Large.""Small Medium at Large" is a pun, which is a play on words. Walter Redfern in...

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Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.

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What are the top 10 funniest jokes #jokes

Here's the top 10 funniest jokes of all time: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits...

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What did the spanish farmer say to his chicken #jokes #chicken

Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken? A: Oh lay (ole!). The expression "ole" is Spanish is similar to Bravo! Here's more animal jokes: Q: What do you get when you cross a hen and a shark?...

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Teeth is to hen as nest is to what? explain why #hen #nest #teeth #mare

Answer: Teeth is to hen as nest is to MARE. According to sources, the expression "as scarce as hen’s teeth" is a colorful idiom meaning “nonexistent” because hens do not have teeth. The original...

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What coffee did alexa hente sell? #allusion #coffee

No info but the allusion is a mis-hearing of "El Exigente," a choosy character known as "the demanding one" in Savarin coffee commercials of the 1960s-'70s.

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What household item can i use as a blindfold? *Loving Paloma* #paloma #sash...

You can use a bandana, scarf, necktie, sash from a robe, or black stockings as a blindfold. Ask 24/7!

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What is the best racist joke on dominicans? #dominicans #societyofjesus #god

A Domincan and Jesuit were debating which order was the greatest. So, they decided to ask for a sign from God. This is what they received falling...MORE?(1/2)

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What is the difference between regular skoal tobacco and skoal x-tra tobacco?...

The only difference between "regular" Skoal and the Xtra smokeless tobacco is that the shreds of tobacco are longer than the regular cut is.

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What do they call the guy who invented the first blue jeans? #levistrauss...

Question: What do they call the guy who invented the first blue jeans? Answer: A Jean-ius. (Genius) Answer this math worksheet to get the answer to the title question. San Francisco businessman Levi...

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finish the riddel what would happen if the jolly green giant were to step on...

Q: What would happen if the jolly green giant were to step on your house? A: You will get "mushed rooms" (mushrooms). Jolly Green Giant is a mascot of the Green Giant company that offers products...

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Is it true in 1843 a street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and died of...

There is indeed a rumor that in 1843 a street mime in Paris got stuck in his imaginary box and died of starvation, but there is no actual evidence to prove that this is anything more than a myth. Mime...

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how does the dixie stampede girls do the magic trick with the wagons and...

Magicians never reveal their secrets, but we think twins and a hidden panel are involved in the act!

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What does a woman do every day that a man only does once in a lifetime #riddle

The answer is “breathe”. The actual riddle asks: "What does a woman do everyday, that if a man does once, he dies?" Here are some comparison of the characteristics of men and women, featured at...

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I go in dry, come out wet, the longer im in the stronger i get. What am i? #tea

"I go in dry and come out wet, the longer I’m in, the stronger I get. What am I?" A tea bag. Tea is a name given to a lot of brews, but purists consider only green tea, black tea, white tea, oolong...

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Why did the donkey get a passport #talkingbird #spellingbee #donkey

Why did the donkey get a passport? One of the reasons could be he wanted to be a travel burro haha! Duckesters.com has a giant list of jokes, puns, and riddles for children! Donkeys in the UK and...

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