The answer is Sign on the dotted lion!Get it...sign on the dotted line.
Check the answer by solving algebraic equations here.
Algebra is not high on the list of most people's favorite things to do. But creative teachers of algebra know how to teach this subject; they are adding, Pizzazz, puzzles that are designed so that students will construct a joke or unscramble the answer to a riddle in the process of checking their answers. That makes their students look forward to coming to class.
According to CNN, children in Asian countries are on average better problem solvers than their European and American peers, according to a new study by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Find out more here.
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What do you call a message printed on a lion with chickenpox #riddles #chickenpox
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Willingness to take turns is one way we can express our attitudes in A) written language. B) nonverbal communication. C) spoken language. D) body language.
The answer is B. It's a form of non-verbal communication . It doesn't have to be written or spoken. Visit @InstantAnswers on Twitter.
Nonverbal communication has been defined as communication without words. It includes apparent behaviors such as facial expressions, eyes, touching, and tone of voice, as well as less obvious messages such as dress, posture and spatial distance between two or more people.
Commonly, nonverbal communication is learned shortly after birth and practiced and refined throughout a person’s lifetime. Children first learn nonverbal expressions by watching and imitating, much as they learn verbal skills.
Young children know far more than they can verbalize and are generally more adept at reading nonverbal cues than adults are because of their limited verbal skills and their recent reliance on the nonverbal to communicate. As children develop verbal skills, nonverbal channels of communication do not cease to exist although become entwined in the total communication process.
Humans use nonverbal communication because:
Words have limitations
Nonverbal signal are powerful
Nonverbal message are likely to be more genuine
Nonverbal signals can express feelings inappropriate to state
A separate communication channel is necessary to help send complex messages
For further reading, see Hrepic.com - INTRODUCTION IN NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION.
Study tips! Know 12 Ways To Ace Your Finals at Huffington Post.
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What is a funny prank that i can pull on my long-distance boyfriend for april fools day? #funny
A funny prank to play on a long distance boyfriend would be to make any digital image into a tattoo on your photo (that he would not like, of course) and send him the picture. You can check the instructions on how to tattoo a photo at Instructables.
Before you plan and carry out your practical joke, make certain it doesn’t harm, humiliate or embarrass the intended target or damage anything in the process. Practical jokes are meant to be clever, funny and creative, not mean-spirited or harmful!
It’s also a good impression to make sure the “April Fool” has a good sense of humor. Check out these top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of all time at museumofhoaxes.com.
Find out these April Fool’s Day pranks for your boyfriend: 12 ways to trick someone at International Business Times.
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Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load.
Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play.
Here are a few more jokes with a clever play on words:
Question: Why did the baker work overtime? Answer: Because he kneaded the dough.
Question: Why did the burglar break into a music shop? Answer: He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Question: Why did the bat miss the bus? Answer: Because he hung around for too long.
Believe it or not, laughter is good for you. Just 10 to 15 minutes of it raises your heart rate between 10% and 20% helping burn an extra 10 to 40 calories a day. That's a four-pound weight loss over a year!
Speaking of jokes, a re-lease of Anchorman 2 plans to have audiences in stitches with its 763 new ones. Visit USA Today for more details.
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What do you call a message printed on a lion with chickenpox #riddles #chickenpox
The answer is Sign on the dotted lion!Get it...sign on the dotted line.
Check the answer by solving algebraic equations here.
Algebra is not high on the list of most people's favorite things to do. But creative teachers of algebra know how to teach this subject; they are adding, Pizzazz, puzzles that are designed so that students will construct a joke or unscramble the answer to a riddle in the process of checking their answers. That makes their students look forward to coming to class.
According to CNN, children in Asian countries are on average better problem solvers than their European and American peers, according to a new study by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. Find out more here.
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What did Mrs. Margarine think About her sisters husband? #jokes
Q: What did Mrs. Margarine think About her sister’s husband?
A: Mrs. Margarine thinks that her sister's husband is a terrific “butter” in law (haha – play on brother-in-law!)
A good one deserves more:
Funny Relationship Jokes Collection | Laugh Factory via kwout
Funny Relationship Jokes Collection | Laugh Factory via kwout
Funny Relationship Jokes Collection | Laugh Factory via kwout
Funny Relationship Jokes Collection | Laugh Factory via kwout
Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Get tips on how to tell a good joke from Lifehack.org.
Find out the 20 Greatest Standup Specials of All Time, featured at SplitSider.com.
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Where do tadpoles in the pawn shop come from #joke #tadpoles #pawnshop
The answer to that joke is from a frog pawned. Get it... ("frog pond").
Of 43,892 monologue jokes about public figures and public affairs tracked by a study conducted by George Mason University's Center for Media and Public Affairs., former President Bill Clinton was the target of 4,607 — about one out of every 10, dating back to 1992. Find out more here.
A recent study in BMJ (formerly the British Medical Journal) reports that too much laughter might not only harm, but kill you. It can dislocate your jaw, prompt asthma attacks, make hernias protrude and cause incontinence. There’s also a report that says it can also lead to cardiac arrhythmia and death. Find out more at amny.com.
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Teeth is to hen as nest is to what? explain why #hen #nest #teeth #mare
Answer: Teeth is to hen as nest is to MARE.
According to sources, the expression "as scarce as hen’s teeth" is a colorful idiom meaning “nonexistent” because hens do not have teeth. The original meaning of "mare's nest" is something illusory; a hoax or fraud.
The expression “to find a mare’s nest” means to come upon something fraudulent or deceptive, like a hoax. You expected something real, but you found a mare’s nest.
Check out a list of idioms and idiomatic expressions at UsingEnglish.com.
Of interest, idioms, aka proverbs, have long infiltrated and colored our language, often confusing children and foreigners alike. But what of them? Many, still lodged in the agricultural age, are outdated and in need of some modernization.
Check out a few popular phrases or idioms that belong to a different era at
The Huffington Post.
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What's a great april fools day prank to pull on your long distance boyfriend?
In 1500s France the commonly used Julian calendar recognized April 1 as the first day of the New Year. Then, in the 1580s, the Gregorian calendar was adopted, with January 1 as New Year’s Day. The people that didn’t accept this new calendar were considered foolish. Since these fools celebrated New Years Day on April 1, they were known as April Fools. Their mocking has evolved into the modern day practice of playing innocent pranks on April 1.
A good prank to play on a long distance boyfriend would be to get a temporary tattoo or use a marker to draw on a tattoo that they would not like and send them a picture. The tattoo could be of their name, but spelled incorrectly. Henna is used to create a temporary tattoo, but it should be tested first to make sure there is no allergic reaction. It is commonly used as a skin dye, but has not been approved by the FDA for anything but a hair dye.
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Riddle why are mr and mrs numbers so happy #mrs
Because they're going to have a "little one" (little 1)! Congratulations!
Try this:
Why did Mr. and Mrs. Arithmetic go to a counselor?
What did Mr. Squirrel send his ex-girlfriend after they broke up?
Why didn't the shark have to pay cash at the counter?
Find out the answers here.
Check out more riddles here:
* http://www.rinkworks.com/brainfood/p/riddles1.shtml
* http://www.funology.com/riddles/
* http://thinks.com/riddles/a1-riddles.htm
* http://www.riddles.com/
Just In! Scientists are unlocking the riddle behind a planet orbiting two stars. A team of researchers may have found the solution to the problem, using a set of complex computer models. Check out more at Forbes.
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Answer this question/riddle.... Where do aliens leave their ships. #parkingmeter #spacecraft #riddle
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors! (meters). Here are some of our favorites: 1) What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A watchdog! 2) What is smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee! 3) What is the richest fish? A goldfish. 4) What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! 5) What's a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton! 6) Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! Don't forget laughter is the best medicine!
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what is the answer to this riddle-what do you get when you cross a chicken and a blind goat #riddle
As it turns out, there doesn't seem to be an answer to that riddle. You may want to try one of these instead:
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Answer: A roost beef!
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? Answer: A brick layer!
Question: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? Answer: An animal that can milk itself!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? Answer: A coat!
Speaking of chicken, scientists have found that they could raise chickens to walk more like dinosaurs - by fitting them with artificial tails. Find out more at Times LIVE.
From TheBlaze.com, computers will know how to think, flirt and tell jokes within 15 years, and they may do it even better than humans, a famed artificial intelligence scientist is predicting. Find out more here.
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finish the riddel what would happen if the jolly green giant were to step on your house #riddle
Q: What would happen if the jolly green giant were to step on your house?
A: You will get "mushed rooms" (mushrooms).
Jolly Green Giant is a mascot of the Green Giant company that offers products ranging from fresh vegetable, fruits to herbs.
The company is marketing their fresh mushroom varieties that include: White (Agaricus), Crimini, Portabella, Shiitake, Oyster and Enoki.
Speaking of mushrooms, it turns out that psychedelics aren't just good for turning into an elf and jousting a car. Reported studies have found the psychedelic compound found in magic mushrooms, psilocybin, can allegedly help people move past major life issues — like beating alcoholism and becoming more empathetic. Read more at PolyMic.
Find preparation tips to ensure perfectly cooked mushrooms at MushroomInfo.com.
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How many jellybeans will fit in a 2 quart jar? #jellybean #pcs
The amount may vary according to the size of the jelly beans.For average-sized jelly beans,around 225 jelly beans/quart so 450 pcs of jelly beans in 2 quarts.
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what is the entire riddle for lizzy borden? #riddle #lizzieborden
"Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Yankee Magazine's August 1966 issue includes John U. Ayotte's "The Unfathomable Borden Riddle," a well-written piece which summarizes the case and briefly discusses the theories of Edmund Pearson and Edward D. Radin. Read more about the article at Lizzie Andrew Borden.
Born in Fall River, Massachusetts, on July 19, 1860, Lizzie Borden and her sister, Emma, lived with their father, Andrew Borden, and stepmother, Abby (Durfee Gray) Borden, into adulthood. On August 4, 1892, Andrew and Abby Borden were found killed in their home. Lizzie was arrested and tried for the axe killings.
In 1893 she was acquitted and continued to live in Fall River until her death, on June 1, 1927. The case was never solved.
Is Lizzie Borden Guilty? Facts and Trivia at Yahoo TV (blog).
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Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load.
Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play.
Here are a few more jokes with a clever play on words:
Question: Why did the baker work overtime? Answer: Because he kneaded the dough.
Question: Why did the burglar break into a music shop? Answer: He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Question: Why did the bat miss the bus? Answer: Because he hung around for too long.
Believe it or not, laughter is good for you. Just 10 to 15 minutes of it raises your heart rate between 10% and 20% helping burn an extra 10 to 40 calories a day. That's a four-pound weight loss over a year!
Speaking of jokes, a re-lease of Anchorman 2 plans to have audiences in stitches with its 763 new ones. Visit USA Today for more details.
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How did the geometry teacher feel about Octagons? #geometry
The answer to that question is It was a love - "eight" relationship.
7 signs you’re in a love-h@te relationship according to Madamenoire.com:
You absolutely love certain parts of him
But you outright cannot stand other parts of him
There’s always intense emotions
There’s a constant break-up and make-up cycle
Your man has become a prize
The relationship doesn’t have a true purpose
The relationship lacks deep connections
Discover the four kinds of love relationships at The Huffington Post
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Answer this question/riddle.... Where do aliens leave their ships. #parkingmeter #spacecraft #riddle
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors! (meters). Here are some of our favorites: 1) What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A watchdog! 2) What is smarter than a talking bird? A spelling bee! 3) What is the richest fish? A goldfish. 4) What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad! 5) What's a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton! 6) Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! Don't forget laughter is the best medicine!
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Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cow
Q: Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cows?
A: She liked seeing the meat loaf!
Joke4Us.com has more cow jokes to entertain you:
Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What do you call a cow you can't see? A: Camooflauged.
Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and Quackers!
Q: Where do you find the most cows? A: Moo-York.
In the news, as part of its plan to reduce U.S. greenhouse gas emissions, the Obama administration is targeting to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda. Read more at Daily Caller.
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Anwser the riddle: what do you call it when somebody spends twenty years in the twenty fourth row of a theatre
Riddle: What do you call it when somebody spends twenty years in the twenty fourth row of a theatre?
Answer: Someone that spends 20 years in the 24th row of a theatre is “exiled.” If the first row is aisle A, and the second aisle is B…the 24th row is aisle X. 20 years here would be 20 years of X-aisle (exile.) A person that is exiled is a person that has been banished. X-aisle = exile, in this riddle.
Here's some What do you call? riddles for you to try (from EnchantedLearning.com):
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a bird in the winter?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
You can find the answers here.
Check out some tips on how to write your own riddle at ReadWriteThink.org.
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