The answer to the riddle is "because they always round things up"! Get it? Round up cattle? Ha!
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Why do cowboys have so much trouble with math? Do u know this answer its on my work? #cattle #riddle
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What's green and falls up? #seaweed #phlegm #planetearth #riddle #gravity #trees #sun #earth
There may be several answers to this riddle, but the one that seems to work best is seaweed.
Seaweed is green and can be seen as falling up, because when it falls off the plant it's attached to, it rises to the surface.
Another answer is Earth, because people tend to refer to nature as green, and the gravity of planet Earth also pushes up to meet people, buildings, trees, etc. The gravity of our bodies and other objects above ground, as well as the gravity of the Sun, pulls Earth upwards to some extent.
Cruder answers are "vomit" and "phlegm".
Some suggest that this is just a joke question. One keeps repeating the question until their victim gives up and asks "What?" to which you reply "I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!"
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Is it true in 1843 a street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and died of starvation #starvation
There is indeed a rumor that in 1843 a street mime in Paris got stuck in his imaginary box and died of starvation, but there is no actual evidence to prove that this is anything more than a myth.
Mime is one of the oldest forms of self expression, it's a method of communication that does not require any language, or at the very least, a common language between two or more people.
Mime is believed to have begun in ancient Greece, in the Theater of Dionysus in Athens where actors in masks performed in front of 10,000 or more people to honor the god of theater: Dionysus.
In mid August the San Francisco Mime Troupe performed its brand of satirical social theater in Santa Cruz at the San Lorenzo Park; they put on a free show called "For the Greater Good," about the perils of unchecked capitalism.
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What is this? "If you throw me from the window, I will leave a grieving wife. Bring me back but in the door, and you'll see someone giving life!
The answer to that riddle is the letter "N". Reason: wiNdow - widow and door - doNor. Want other riddles?
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what is the answer to this riddle-what do you get when you cross a chicken and a blind goat #riddle
As it turns out, there doesn't seem to be an answer to that riddle. You may want to try one of these instead:
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Answer: A roost beef!
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? Answer: A brick layer!
Question: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? Answer: An animal that can milk itself!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? Answer: A coat!
Speaking of chicken, scientists have found that they could raise chickens to walk more like dinosaurs - by fitting them with artificial tails. Find out more at Times LIVE.
From TheBlaze.com, computers will know how to think, flirt and tell jokes within 15 years, and they may do it even better than humans, a famed artificial intelligence scientist is predicting. Find out more here.
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Wat are the top 3 funniest jokes ever #jokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.""I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a sh*tzu."
''Dyslexic man walks into a b-r-a''
Check out the Top 50 Jokes of All Time here.
Can robots tell jokes? Researchers behind the KOBIAN Emotional Humanoid robot say they're writing a joke-how-to for robotic comedians. Check out a video showing a robot making humans laugh at Engadget.com.
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What is the answer to the math worksheet joke: what do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
Q: What do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
A: A number! (Get it? Numb-er!)
For free Math Worksheets, you can generate printable sheets for a multitude of topics here.
Treat yourself with these "20 Spectacularly Nerdy Math Jokes" featured at Buzzfeed.com.
In math news, discover how a writer used math to find love online at The Washington Post.
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What side does a homecoming mum go on? #corsage
The corsage should be worn an average of about 4 inches in from the tip of the left shoulder. Have fun
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what were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortuneteller escaped from jail #headline #headlines
The headline was "Small Medium at Large!" Try this: My dog has no nose. Then how does he smell? Awful!
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Why do cowboys have so much trouble with math? Do u know this answer its on my work? #cattle #riddle
The answer to the riddle is "because they always round things up"! Get it? Round up cattle? Ha!
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0k. Whats a good yo mama so fat joke? #yearbook #moses #maternalinsult #jokes
Sorry, we can't find any jokes like that. Try this: Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
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What did dr. Freud say to the guy who thought he was Mickey mouse one day and Donald duck the next?
Freud said "you are having Disney spell," or "you're going Goofy," depending on who you ask.
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What did the firefly say as the sun set? #sunset #firefly #sun
Q: What did the firefly say as the sun set?
A: Got to glow now! (go now)
Here's some insect humor, from Jokes4Us.com's bug collection:
Q: How do bees brush their hair? A: With a honey comb!
Q: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" A: "I think it's doing the backstroke!"
Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring
Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!
Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City!
Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their 'webbing' day!
Q: How do fleas travel? A: They itch-hike!
Q: What do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar? A: a diabeetle
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q: What did one flea say to another? A: "Should we walk or take the dog?"
Learn how to tell jokes like a pro at The Guardian.
Speaking of jokes, Seth Meyers came armed with an arsenal of jokes to the 2014 Emmys. Know the lines that made the celebration of TV’s best and brightest a little less soul-crushing at Vanity Fair.
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What are the top 10 funniest jokes #jokes
Here's the top 10 funniest jokes of all time:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.""I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shih tzu.""Dyslexic man walks into a b-r-a"
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
See more jokes here.
Speaking of jokes, EA has officially apologized for what it has judged to be a couple of mean-spirited April Fools' jokes at Nintendo's expense, tweeted out by its proprietary video game engine Frostbite.
Our apologies to partners @NintendoAmerica & fan @FrostbiteEngine ’s poor attempt at April Fools not condoned by EA : unacceptable/ stupid— Peter Moore (@petermooreEA) April 1, 2014
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What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? Objective 5. ALGEBRA WITH PIZZAZ
Question: What do they call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from the back? Answer: A tailgator. Get it..."tailgater".
You can also check the answer using simplified algebraic expressions here.
Algebra is not high on the list of most people's favorite things to do, so creative teachers use pizzazz to make this subject fun. They make puzzles that are designed so that students will construct a joke or unscramble the answer to a riddle in the process of checking their answers.
New Blog 3: Algebra With Pizzazz via kwout
Of interest, the new math app from BinaryLabs, Dexteria Dots, has been named the Best New App in Education by Apple, and is being featured on the App Store. Find out more here.
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This is a riddle.where does the smell of a skunk go? #skunk #smell
No one nose!! Another riddle: How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug their nose!!
Skunks are legendary for their hard-to-remove, horrible-smelling spray that is produced by glands under their tail. There are many different kinds of skunks that come in a variety of sizes and patterns, however, they are all black and white. Skunks usually nest in burrows and give birth to between 2 and 10 young a year called kits. They eat fruit and plants, worms, insects, eggs, larvae, reptiles, small mammals, and even fish.
Most all types of skunks live in the Americas, except for the Asian stink badgers, which were recently added to the skunk family!
On September 6, 2012, middle schoolers in Milwaukee came close to getting sprayed when they found a skunk with its head stuck in a wide-mouth plastic jar. The little guy eventually freed itself and ran off, without spraying the students.
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what were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortuneteller escaped from jail #headline #headlines
The headline was "Small Medium at Large!" Try this: My dog has no nose. Then how does he smell? Awful!
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What did the spanish farmer say to his chicken #jokes #chicken
Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken?
A: Oh lay (ole!).
The expression "ole" is Spanish is similar to Bravo!
Here's more animal jokes:
Q: What do you get when you cross a hen and a shark? A: A chicken of the sea.
Q: What do cows read? A: The moos-paper.
Q: Where do cows go on vacation? A: Moo York.
Q: What did the porcupine say when he ate the Vindaloo? A: This tastes very spiky.
Q: What happens when a dog stays in the sun too long? A: It turns into a hot dog.
Q: Why did the snail want an ‘S’ on his car? A: So people would say, ‘Look at that ‘S’-car’-go.
Q: What is the difference between a tuna fish and a guitar? A: You can’t tune a fish.
Q: Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar? A: Because he wanted to have chocolate milk.
Q: Where do pigs keep their savings? A: In piggy banks.
Q: Where do cows go on vacation? A: Cow-lifornia.
Get more of these jokes at Tripod.com - Chef Tunes' Favourite Jokes.
Stunned silence isn't the response most of us are looking for when we tell a joke. Know the tips and tricks on how to tell a joke for guaranteed laughter at Comic Wonder.
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Why don't they allow scissors in the school cafeteria? riddle #riddle #scissor #cafeteria
Riddle: Why don't they allow scissors in the school cafeteria?
Answer: So they don't cut in the line!
Try this one, "the person who makes it has no need for it, the person who purchases it does not use it, the person
who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?" Find out the answer here.
Check out more riddles here:
http://www.rinkworks.com/brainfood/p/riddles1.shtml
http://www.funology.com/riddles/
http://thinks.com/riddles/a1-riddles.htm
http://www.riddles.com/
Of interest, a titanic duel to the death on the banks of a primordial river might have solved one of the greatest
riddles of the dinosaur age. Scientists believe that two monstrous creatures, one a top predator and the other a massive three-horned plant eater, killed each other in a savage battle before being frozen in time. Catch more at Sky News.
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Riddle; im sometimes full, but i never overflow. What am i? #moon
Q: I'm sometimes full, but I never overflow. What am I?
A: The Moon.
What am I riddles are riddles in which you must identify what is being described by the riddle. These fun riddles often use puns and a play on words to try to trick you. Play "What Am I Riddles" (with answers) at Goodriddlesnow.com.
See how far can you go with a What am I? word game. Download this amazingly addictive and super fun app on iTunes.
Writing riddles and trying them out on your friends can be really fun! Read some tips and tricks on how to create riddles at Chitrasoundar.com and learn how to solve hard and tricky riddles at Howtodothings.com .
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