Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.
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I am rarely touched but often held. If you have wit You'll use me well. What am i? #riddles #tongue
That would be a tongue! We have riddles too, would you like some? Ask us 24/7!
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Willingness to take turns is one way we can express our attitudes in A) written language. B) nonverbal communication. C) spoken language. D) body language.
The answer is B. It's a form of non-verbal communication. It doesn't have to be spoken or written.
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Why did the donkey get a passport #talkingbird #spellingbee #donkey
Why did the donkey get a passport? One of the reasons could be he wanted to be a travel burro haha!
Duckesters.com has a giant list of jokes, puns, and riddles for children!
Donkeys in the UK and Europe actually have a "passport" to ensure that they will not enter the food chain, according to the Donkey Sanctuary! The forms require a silhouette drawing of the animal with a written description emphasizing distinctive markings.
Like donkeys? Check out the book titled "Saving Simon: How a Rescue Donkey Taught Me the Meaning of Compassion" by New York Times best-selling author Jon Katz. Read a review of it from USA Today.
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does college of dupage have columbus day as a day off of school? #columbusday #thanksgiving
No. College of Dupage does not have Columbus Day off. Your next break starts around Thanksgiving.
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What do biologists do when they visit france? #biologists #parasite #riddle #france
Q: What do biologists do when they visit France?
A: They go parasite seeing (haha!) Get it...Paris sightseeing :)
This question is popularly used in punchline algebra books that can be solved by translating English phrases into algebraic expressions and setting up equations.
Biologists can be comedians too. Check a list of jokes that only biologists will get at Business Insider.
In the news, Richard Whitten, a U.S. biologist has donated 4,000 insects he collected over 62 years to Costa Rica. Read more at Fox News Latino.
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What happened when the ghost disappeared in a fog? #ghost #fog #joke
The answer to that joke is He was mist (He was missed).
If you believe in ghosts, you're not alone: A Gallup poll found that 37 percent of Americans believe in haunted houses, and about one-third believe in ghosts. Tens of thousands of people around the world actively search for ghosts as a hobby with 2,000 active amateur ghost-hunting groups in America. Read more at Live Science.
According to MiamiHerald.com, a southwest Florida couple says a "harmless" ghost is included in the sale of their historic home. Sellers tell the Sarasota Herald-Tribune that they were alerted to the supernatural presence when they bought the Punt@ Gorda home in 2001. Find out more here.
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What's the answer to the joke who wrote the book the french chef? #joke
The answer to the joke "Who wrote the book The French Chef," is Sue Flay.
It's a simple play on words, Soufflé (pronounced Sue-flay) is a type of French dessert; it's a lightly baked dish which is made with egg yolks, and beaten egg whites.
A couple of similar riddles you can tell friends are:
Who wrote the book Fallen Underwear? Lucy Lastic (Loose elastic)
Who write the book Unemployed? Anita Job (I need a job)
We imagine that since Halloween is near, Sue Flay is probably making her specialty dish... Pumpkin Soufflé.
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What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died #joke
Q: What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died?
A: They buried him six down and eight across.
Of interest, Dan Feyer is currently the champion of The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the largest and oldest U.S. crossword-solving tournament held annually in late February or early March. Watch Dan show his skills in the video below.
The crossword puzzle had just celebrated its 100th birthday! Discover the roots of a hobby that wasn't expected to last at The Washington Post.
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What do you call a female bug that floats? #ant #brainteaser #riddles
The answer for the math worksheet question What do you call a female bug that floats? is "A buoyant girl ant".
Try to answer some of these brain teasers from Mathwarehouse.com and these math riddles from Goodriddlesnow.com.
Get Tips on how to study mathematics, how to approach problem-solving, how to study for and take tests, and when and how to get help from Saint Louis University.
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Yo mama joke #jokes
Funny Yo Momma Jokes:
Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a Popsicle stick.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo mama stank so bad she scared the sewer away.
Read more of these funny lines at Jokes4Us.com.
Some people are good at telling jokes, but have no idea how the jokes come out of their mouths. These people are naturally funny. Learn the anatomy, formula and ingredients to tell a joke at Lifehack.
Speaking of jokes, Robert Pattinson says Justin Bieber is "All Right," and jokes that some child stars need "therapy now!" Read more at E! Online.
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What were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortunteller escaped from jail? #headline #headlines
The answer to "What were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortune teller escaped from jail is:
"Small Medium at Large.""Small Medium at Large" is a pun, which is a play on words. Walter Redfern in "Puns," Blackwell, London, 1984 said: "To pun is to treat homonyms as synonyms".
Here's the explanation for "Small Medium at Large": 3 foot 10 inch (small in size), fortune teller (medium is another word for fortune teller), and escaped from jail (at large is another way to say escaped from jail).
The Huffington Post reveals 27 one-liners scientists and certified science geeks will find weirdly entertaining.
In the spirit of puns, the White House recently posted a video to its Vine account in which the First Lady, turnip in hand, says "Turnip For What?" to the beat of Lil Jon and DJ Snake’s "Turn Down for What" song. Check it out at Instyle.com.
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what is the answer to this riddle-what do you get when you cross a chicken and a blind goat #riddle
As it turns out, there doesn't seem to be an answer to that riddle. You may want to try one of these instead:
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Answer: A roost beef!
Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? Answer: A brick layer!
Question: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? Answer: An animal that can milk itself!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? Answer: A coat!
Speaking of chicken, scientists have found that they could raise chickens to walk more like dinosaurs - by fitting them with artificial tails. Find out more at Times LIVE.
From TheBlaze.com, computers will know how to think, flirt and tell jokes within 15 years, and they may do it even better than humans, a famed artificial intelligence scientist is predicting. Find out more here.
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How did dregg do on his antarctica test
Dregg did wonderfully on his Antarctic test because ... he knew it cold!
This riddle is a play on words; when someone is fully prepared for every answer on a test, they can be said to "know it cold." At the same time the Antarctic is known for being, in fact, very cold. So in this joke Dregg knew all the answers about the cold climate of the antarctic.
Here's a tip for those that love puns (word play), check out PunOfTheDay.com.
In punny news of the day, the New York based band Heydaze is reportedly uniting pop music with puns, according to Old Gold & Black.
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What did dr. Freud say to the guy who thought he was Mickey mouse one day and Donald duck the next?
If Dr. Freud was in a humorous mood he might have told the man that thought he was Mickey Mouse one day and Donald Duck the next:
"It seems quite clear to me that you are suffering from Disney spells... but at least you're not Goofy!"
This is both a play on words, and a little play with character names.
Disney Studios are the owners of both the Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck characters, and Disney might sound a little bit like Dizzy; instead of saying "dizzy spells", the doctor suggests it's "Disney spells"; Goofy is yet a third Disney character, you may know.
Here's a tip for folks that enjoy puns (word play), check out Distractify.com's 31 Worst Puns Ever, but I can't stop laughing!.
Sometimes puns even get slipped into serious business; and in punny merger news a recent report on a potential Chiquita Brands International merger with Irish fruit grower Fyffes revealed these beauties:
Referring to the new potential company as "Top Banana" the deal “failed to split the banana equally” and even a footnote that held “Orange you glad we didn’t say ‘banana?’”
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what happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar?
Q: What happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar?
This is a riddle used in math worksheets answered by solving math equations. But here are several answers provided:
The little boy who swallowed the half dollar was worth 50 more cents.
He went to the doctor who said there is "no change yet"
The boy turned into a penny.
Take a look at a real case where a boy swallowed a silver dollar at The New York Times.
In the news, a Palisades Park family sues the Bronx Zoo after their child swallows a souvenir penny. Read more at NJ.com.
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What is the answer to the math worksheet joke: what do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
Q: What do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel?
A: A number! (Get it? Numb-er!)
For free Math Worksheets, you can generate printable sheets for a multitude of topics here.
Treat yourself with these "20 Spectacularly Nerdy Math Jokes" featured at Buzzfeed.com.
In math news, discover how a writer used math to find love online at The Washington Post.
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Three things that begin with the same sound as pumpkin #bumpkin #napkin #mannequin #pumpkin
Things that sound like pumpkin: bumpkin, thumbkin, napkin, bearskin, mannequin, limpkin, redskin. Text us!
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What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? Objective 5. ALGEBRA WITH PIZZAZ
Question: What do they call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from the back? Answer: A tailgator. Get it..."tailgater".
You can also check the answer using simplified algebraic expressions here.
Algebra is not high on the list of most people's favorite things to do, so creative teachers use pizzazz to make this subject fun. They make puzzles that are designed so that students will construct a joke or unscramble the answer to a riddle in the process of checking their answers.
New Blog 3: Algebra With Pizzazz via kwout
Of interest, the new math app from BinaryLabs, Dexteria Dots, has been named the Best New App in Education by Apple, and is being featured on the App Store. Find out more here.
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Why did the cow keep jumping over the barrel? #frogs
Q: Why did the cow keep jumping over the barrel?
A: She was practicing for a moon shot.
The answer is popularly used in a puzzle that is decoded by solving math problems. The solution spells out a word or sentence that will solve a joke or a riddle.
Other sample jokes used are:
Why are handcuffs like souvenirs? A: They are made for two wrists.
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave? A: He made a pool of himself.
Why did the quiz show give away $10,000 plus one banana? A: They wanted the prize to have appeal.
Why is life like a shower? A: One wrong turn and you’re in hot water.
Why did King Kong eat a truck? A: He always wanted a big mack.
What happens if the Jolly Green Giant steps on your house? A: You will get mushed rooms.
A jumping cow was spotted in a suspicious British UFO video. The Huffington Post showed the "jumping cow" video to someone who knows about building a real working remote-controlled "UFO" in order to gauge people's reactions. Read more here.
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