What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents
The answer to the joke, "What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents" is "I want to stand on my own three feet!" Here's a few more math jokes: Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with...
View ArticleWhat did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? #baby...
Question: What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? Answer: "Look at the orange mama laid!" (Referring to "orange marmalade") Try some of these math riddles: You have 7 tennis...
View ArticleWhat do you get when you cross the Atlantic With the Titanic(Riddle) #titanic...
Question: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Answer: Half way there. Sadly, the Titanic never made it across the Atlantic Ocean. Try these riddles: What did the grape...
View ArticleWhy did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load. Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play. Here are a few more jokes with a...
View ArticleAnswer this question/riddle.... Where do aliens leave their ships....
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors! (meters). Here are some of our favorites: 1) What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF? A watchdog! 2) What is smarter than a talking bird? A...
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Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.
View ArticleRiddle why are mr and mrs numbers so happy #mrs
Because they're going to have a "little one" (little 1)! Congratulations! Try this: Why did Mr. and Mrs. Arithmetic go to a counselor? What did Mr. Squirrel send his ex-girlfriend after they broke up?...
View ArticleWhat did the spanish farmer say to his chicken #jokes #chicken
Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken? A: Oh lay (ole!). The expression "ole" is Spanish is similar to Bravo! Here's more animal jokes: Q: What do you get when you cross a hen and a shark?...
View ArticleWhat do you get when you cross the Atlantic With the Titanic(Riddle) #titanic...
Question: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Answer: Half way there. Sadly, the Titanic never made it across the Atlantic Ocean. Try these riddles: What did the grape...
View ArticleWhat did the spanish farmer say to his chicken #jokes #chicken
Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken? A: Oh lay (ole!). The expression "ole" is Spanish is similar to Bravo! Here's more animal jokes: Q: What do you get when you cross a hen and a shark?...
View ArticleHow might a pcychiaytist describe a paper plate #psychiatrist #punchline
Q: How might a psychiatrist describe a paper plate? A: It's dishfunctional (haha!!) (play on "dysfunctional") Here's some psychologist and psychiatrist jokes from Workjoke.com: A guy goes in to see a...
View ArticleThis is a riddle.where does the smell of a skunk go? #skunk #smell
No one nose!! Another riddle: How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug their nose!! Skunks are legendary for their hard-to-remove, horrible-smelling spray that is produced by glands under their...
View ArticleWhat did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? #baby...
Question: What did the baby buzzard say when it saw an orange in the nest? Answer: "Look at the orange mama laid!" (Referring to "orange marmalade") Try some of these math riddles: You have 7 tennis...
View ArticleWhy did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load. Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play. Here are a few more jokes with a...
View ArticleRiddle why are mr and mrs numbers so happy #mrs
Because they're going to have a "little one" (little 1)! Congratulations! Try this: Why did Mr. and Mrs. Arithmetic go to a counselor? What did Mr. Squirrel send his ex-girlfriend after they broke up?...
View ArticleWhat do you call a bar of soap that doesnt clean its a joke #joke
The joke goes like this: What do you call a bar of soap that doesn't clean? A rubba dub DUD! Here's a few more jokes about soap: What do you get if you cross a mouse with a packet of soap powder?...
View ArticleWhat do you call a group of factory foremen who sing while drinking tab cola...
Q: What Do You Call a Group of Factory Foreman Who Sing While Drinking Tab Cola and Eating Crab Apples? A: The Foreman Tab And Apple Choir. See this pdf page to answer this riddle in a smarter way....
View ArticleWhat did Mrs. Margarine think About her sisters husband? #jokes
Q: What did Mrs. Margarine think About her sister’s husband? A: Mrs. Margarine thinks that her sister's husband is a terrific “butter” in law (haha – play on brother-in-law!) A good one deserves more:...
View ArticleWhere do tadpoles in the pawn shop come from #joke #tadpoles #pawnshop
The answer to that joke is from a frog pawned. Get it... ("frog pond"). Of 43,892 monologue jokes about public figures and public affairs tracked by a study conducted by George Mason University's...
View ArticleWhy did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load. Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play. Here are a few more jokes with a...
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