Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chicken?
A: Oh lay (ole!).
The expression "ole" is Spanish is similar to Bravo!
Here's more animal jokes:
Q: What do you get when you cross a hen and a shark? A: A chicken of the sea.
Q: What do cows read? A: The moos-paper.
Q: Where do cows go on vacation? A: Moo York.
Q: What did the porcupine say when he ate the Vindaloo? A: This tastes very spiky.
Q: What happens when a dog stays in the sun too long? A: It turns into a hot dog.
Q: Why did the snail want an ‘S’ on his car? A: So people would say, ‘Look at that ‘S’-car’-go.
Q: What is the difference between a tuna fish and a guitar? A: You can’t tune a fish.
Q: Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar? A: Because he wanted to have chocolate milk.
Q: Where do pigs keep their savings? A: In piggy banks.
Q: Where do cows go on vacation? A: Cow-lifornia.
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