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Mice cry to keep their eyes wet. They've found male mouse tears contain a sex pheromone that acts as an aphrodisiac that ends up in their fur and nest.
View ArticleI am rarely touched but often held. If you have wit You'll use me well. What...
That would be a tongue! We have riddles too, would you like some? Ask us 24/7!
View ArticleWillingness to take turns is one way we can express our attitudes in A)...
The answer is B. It's a form of non-verbal communication. It doesn't have to be spoken or written.
View ArticleWhy did the donkey get a passport #talkingbird #spellingbee #donkey
Why did the donkey get a passport? One of the reasons could be he wanted to be a travel burro haha! Duckesters.com has a giant list of jokes, puns, and riddles for children! Donkeys in the UK and...
View Articledoes college of dupage have columbus day as a day off of school? #columbusday...
No. College of Dupage does not have Columbus Day off. Your next break starts around Thanksgiving.
View ArticleWhat do biologists do when they visit france? #biologists #parasite #riddle...
Q: What do biologists do when they visit France? A: They go parasite seeing (haha!) Get it...Paris sightseeing :) This question is popularly used in punchline algebra books that can be solved by...
View ArticleWhat happened when the ghost disappeared in a fog? #ghost #fog #joke
The answer to that joke is He was mist (He was missed). If you believe in ghosts, you're not alone: A Gallup poll found that 37 percent of Americans believe in haunted houses, and about one-third...
View ArticleWhat's the answer to the joke who wrote the book the french chef? #joke
The answer to the joke "Who wrote the book The French Chef," is Sue Flay. It's a simple play on words, Soufflé (pronounced Sue-flay) is a type of French dessert; it's a lightly baked dish which is made...
View ArticleWhat happened when the crossword puzzle champion died #joke
Q: What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died? A: They buried him six down and eight across. Of interest, Dan Feyer is currently the champion of The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the...
View ArticleWhat do you call a female bug that floats? #ant #brainteaser #riddles
The answer for the math worksheet question What do you call a female bug that floats? is "A buoyant girl ant". Try to answer some of these brain teasers from Mathwarehouse.com and these math riddles...
View ArticleYo mama joke #jokes
Funny Yo Momma Jokes: Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind. Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and...
View ArticleWhat were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortunteller escaped from...
The answer to "What were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortune teller escaped from jail is: "Small Medium at Large.""Small Medium at Large" is a pun, which is a play on words. Walter Redfern in...
View Articlewhat is the answer to this riddle-what do you get when you cross a chicken...
As it turns out, there doesn't seem to be an answer to that riddle. You may want to try one of these instead: Question: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Answer: A roost beef!...
View ArticleHow did dregg do on his antarctica test
Dregg did wonderfully on his Antarctic test because ... he knew it cold! This riddle is a play on words; when someone is fully prepared for every answer on a test, they can be said to "know it cold."...
View ArticleWhat did dr. Freud say to the guy who thought he was Mickey mouse one day and...
If Dr. Freud was in a humorous mood he might have told the man that thought he was Mickey Mouse one day and Donald Duck the next: "It seems quite clear to me that you are suffering from Disney...
View Articlewhat happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar?
Q: What happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar? This is a riddle used in math worksheets answered by solving math equations. But here are several answers provided: The little boy who...
View ArticleWhat is the answer to the math worksheet joke: what do you call it when the...
Q: What do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel? A: A number! (Get it? Numb-er!) For free Math Worksheets, you can generate printable sheets for a multitude of topics here. Treat...
View ArticleThree things that begin with the same sound as pumpkin #bumpkin #napkin...
Things that sound like pumpkin: bumpkin, thumbkin, napkin, bearskin, mannequin, limpkin, redskin. Text us!
View ArticleWhat do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?...
Question: What do they call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from the back? Answer: A tailgator. Get it..."tailgater". You can also check the answer using simplified algebraic expressions...
View ArticleWhy did the cow keep jumping over the barrel? #frogs
Q: Why did the cow keep jumping over the barrel? A: She was practicing for a moon shot. The answer is popularly used in a puzzle that is decoded by solving math problems. The solution spells out a word...
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