What do biologists do when they visit france? #biologists #parasite #riddle...
Q: What do biologists do when they visit France? A: They go parasite seeing (haha!) Get it...Paris sightseeing :) This question is popularly used in punchline algebra books that can be solved by...
View ArticleWhat happened when the crossword puzzle champion died #joke
Q: What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died? A: They buried him six down and eight across. Of interest, Dan Feyer is currently the champion of The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the...
View ArticleWhere does a cow go after elementary school? #fifthgrade #nextlevel...
Q: Where does a cow go after elementary school? A: Moodle school (haha!) Typically, junior high (also called middle school) is for those aged 11-14 and senior high is for students aged 15-18. Want more...
View ArticleWhat did dr. Freud say to the guy who thought he was Mickey mouse one day and...
If Dr. Freud was in a humorous mood he might have told the man that thought he was Mickey Mouse one day and Donald Duck the next: "It seems quite clear to me that you are suffering from Disney...
View ArticleWhat happened when the crossword puzzle champion died #joke
Q: What happened when the crossword puzzle champion died? A: They buried him six down and eight across. Of interest, Dan Feyer is currently the champion of The American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, the...
View ArticleWhat do you call a female bug that floats? #riddles
You would call it a buoyant girl ant! That is quite clever! Do you have any more riddles for us?
View ArticleWhy is it bad to say "code 3 in the warehouse" to a walmart employee?...
Walmart does not have a code number 3, but code 300 means security is needed at the location.
View ArticleWhy did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load. Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play. Here are a few more jokes with a...
View ArticleWhats difference between a watch and a priest #watch #priest #hands
Possible answers for the difference between a watch and a priest are: A watch stops at 12! or A watch has 3 hands!
View ArticleWhat is the answer to the math worksheet joke: what do you call it when the...
Q: What do you call it when the nurse gives you a shot you hardly feel? A: A number! (Get it? Numb-er!) For free Math Worksheets, you can generate printable sheets for a multitude of topics here. Treat...
View ArticleWhat do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?...
Question: What do they call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from the back? Answer: A tailgator. Get it..."tailgater". You can also check the answer using simplified algebraic expressions...
View ArticleWhy did the donkey get a passport #talkingbird #spellingbee #donkey
One of the reasons could be he wanted to be a travel burro haha! Of interest, donkeys in the UK and Europe actually have a "passport" to ensure that they will not enter the food chain, according to the...
View ArticleWhat do you call a female bug that floats? #riddles
You would call it a buoyant girl ant! That is quite clever! Do you have any more riddles for us?
View ArticleWhy did the backpacker carry a flashlight? and why didnt the piano work?
Question: Why did the backpacker carry a flashlight? Answer: He wanted to lighten his load. Question: Why didn't the piano work? Because it only knew how to play. Here are a few more jokes with a...
View ArticleWhat do biologists do when they visit france? #biologists #parasite #riddle...
Q: What do biologists do when they visit France? A: They go parasite seeing (haha!) Get it...Paris sightseeing :) This question is popularly used in punchline algebra books that can be solved by...
View ArticleWhy don't they allow scissors in the school cafeteria? riddle #riddle...
Riddle: Why don't they allow scissors in the school cafeteria? Answer: So they don't cut in the line! Try this one, "the person who makes it has no need for it, the person who purchases it does not use...
View ArticleWhat did the policeman tell the burglar in the bathroom? #policeman #riddles...
Q: What did the policeman tell the burglar in the bathroom? A: Come out with your pants up! (Come out with your hands up!) Want more? Get amused with loads of police jokes and more, ranging in topics...
View ArticleWhat were the headlines after a 3 foot 10 inch fortunteller escaped from...
A short fortune teller escapes from prison. The headline reads: "Small Medium at Large." That's funny!
View Articlewhat happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar?
Q: What happened to the little boy who swallowed a silver dollar? This is a riddle used in math worksheets answered by solving math equations. But here are several answers provided: The little boy who...
View ArticleHow did dregg do on his antarctica test
Dregg did wonderfully on his Antarctic test because ... he knew it cold! This riddle is a play on words; when someone is fully prepared for every answer on a test, they can be said to "know it cold."...
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