Q: What did the firefly say as the sun set?
A: Got to glow now! (go now)
Here's some insect humor, from Jokes4Us.com's bug collection:
Q: How do bees brush their hair? A: With a honey comb!
Q: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" A: "I think it's doing the backstroke!"
Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz!
Q: Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? A: They got married in the spring
Q: How do fireflies start a race? A: Ready, Set, Glow!
Q: Where do most ants live? A: In Antlantic City!
Q: When do spiders go on their honeymoon? A: After their 'webbing' day!
Q: How do fleas travel? A: They itch-hike!
Q: What do you call a bug that can't have too much sugar? A: a diabeetle
Q: Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: Because it was a moth ball!
Q: What did one flea say to another? A: "Should we walk or take the dog?"
Learn how to tell jokes like a pro at The Guardian.
Speaking of jokes, Seth Meyers came armed with an arsenal of jokes to the 2014 Emmys. Know the lines that made the celebration of TV’s best and brightest a little less soul-crushing at Vanity Fair.
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